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February 2007 Archive
Wednesday,
February 28, 2007
Odd
Search Strings
So, a client asked about my site stats in regards to Numo's fame.
So, I've been poking around and I'm always fascinated to see the
words searched that get people to my site. Here's some gems:
penguin (this can't be at the
top...how many pages before my penguins show up?)
cutting foam rubber
hard boogers
ear bruise
mustard bottle pictures
nathan gustafson (classmate from
high school. If it's the FHS NG, you should email me!)
brandy sex (with who?)
beet pee
devil girl
hedgehog poops on me
forevertron
phallic architecture
bean feast
sleevies
homeostasis
mold-a-rama
burning tooth
piglets
elephant centerpieces
brandy killed someone (I did?)
periodic table of what (what?)
belt lobster claw
what color shoes do you wear with red formal dress
huffy hedgehog
how do you cut a big candle in half
elephant saddle
octopus art
definition of flummoxed
sugar glider sense of smell
chocolate fondo (I get a bajillion
hit for the fondue recipe - I dig this spelling. Coco fondo, even
better)
my life as a chicken
numo numo (so nice, they searched
twice)
how to pick the best roller derby name for brandy
who started bloodletting? (wtf?)
skating on plastic
man mustard
walking toaster tshirt
why does my brain hurt now that i stoped drinking brandy
you are a numo
getting the blue tint out of blonde hair
cold purple fingernails
peeps fanatic
lovely baby girl
climbing goat
grandma snazzy
copasetic triumvirate (a googlewhack
attempt?)
do hedgehogs quills poke (yes.)
my sugar glider keeps making loud noises
love affair with libraries (me
too.)
is a hedgehog a good pet for me
my favorite shampoo pics
loose art
paper cup hole
alise @ tub and tan
collard komboloi
seeing his penis
i started collecting
her lack of arms
the pianist pooped in bath
sleevies!
whoa penguin
top of the poos (top of the pops?)
crossdressers bridesmaids dresses
who s panties are these (I don't
know)
brandy s a bitch (Excuse me?)
do hedgehogs have pouches
thumbwrestling music
scary pigtailed thing
squirrel sniffs foot
mad scientists
marshmallow world meaning
posted on 2/28/2007 11:49:00 AM
Monday,
February 26, 2007








posted on 2/26/2007 01:24:00 PM
Wednesday,
February 21, 2007



posted on 2/21/2007 07:09:00 PM
Tuesday,
February 20, 2007

posted on 2/20/2007 10:08:00 AM
Sunday,
February 18, 2007
The
Cat Explaination
So far I've been getting two questions:
1. A cat? I didn't know you wanted to get a cat?! (i.e. the WTF
factor)
2. How do the hedgehog and the cat get along?
I'll give a couple quick answers for now - I'm heading out of town
after work tomorrow. Getting my cat over the cold, and myself over
the flu, and lots of work, I 'm low on time.
1. I had been thinking of getting a cat. No, it didn't make it to
the blog, so I'm sure Gunther's appearance was a surprise. Basically,
I looked around my new apartment and realized that there were so
many great places for a cat. And then I saw Children of Men and
really wanted to get a cat. I went back and forth and then went
to Minnesota, Land of Cat Enablers.
Burgundy took me to the Humane Society on Saturday and I met a great
cat. I put him on hold overnight to do the gut check. The gut said
"get the cat!"
There's more story, but that's basically it. Burgundy and Mike were
a great big help - loads of great advice. Gunther is really fantastic
and I'm lucky his previous owners gave him up, so I could find him.
2. Gunther is a cat who does cat things, like gently pawing at Numo.
Numo is a hedgehog that does hedgehog things, like huffing when
Gunther paws at him. They get along fine. I'm trying to train Gunther
to not paw. He's always gentle. Just persistent.
And as proof of some of the great cat spots in the apartment, I've
been documenting Gunther's favorite spots:




I've got one of these cubes waiting to be Gunther's bed. But he
chose the half cube that's 7"x15"x15".


On my desk

He also loves the tub.


This wood chair is just outside of my office. A good place for him
to plant himself while I'm mvoing around.
posted on 2/18/2007 04:47:00 PM
Thursday,
February 15, 2007

I've been completely laid out with the flu. Scary. Blechy. This
morning, I must have gotten distracted midway through combing my
wet hair. When I went to brush it later, the combed side was smooth
and flat. The neglected side became a big fuzzball.
posted on 2/15/2007 05:07:00 PM
Monday,
February 12, 2007
Rats
I went to a
meeting yesterday where a man was getting over a cough. Despite
a very relaxed evening cleaning the apartment, by bedtime I was
having coughing fits. Not making the connection, I chalked it up
as cat hair induced.
Today, I feel like a five course meal made of poo.
Meanwhile, Gunther
die Katze is mostly over his post-shelter cold. Just some sneezes.
Because I reflexively say "Gesundheit" whenever someone sneezes
in my presence, I fear the cat will think his name is Gesundheit.
Oh, did I mention, I talk to Gunther in pidgin German? Rusty from
high school. My favorite last night was "Meinen Katze habe vielen
Niesen." (My cat has many sneezes.)
While I had
a great time in Minnesota over my birthday, I still needed to do
my traditional birthday (i.e. solo Whim Day). I was going to do
that tomorrow, on my sister's birthday (coincidence). No go with
the creepy, cruddy feeling. Or I figure the Stay-at-home version
with loads of liquids.
I realized I had 3 DVDs due to the downtown library tomorrow. I
am lousy at asking for help, and thought of what to do. Finally,
after much hemming and hawing, I called Jim. He works downtown.
Without hesitation, he said he's swing by and pick them up! He and
Pat just came by. What sweethearts! I am truly fortunate with the
great friends I have.
While I'm still
enjoy the NBC show Heroes, I'm officially ho-hum about Studio 60.
Looks like it's time to pop in a James Bond movie and zonk out.
posted on 2/12/2007 09:29:00 PM
Thursday,
February 01, 2007
Sneeze
Von Sneezerson
Gunther has a kitty cold. I got fair warning that a shelter cat
would very likely get the cat equivalent of "kennel cough" from
my sis and bro-in-law. Sure, enough after I made a new cat/new vet
appoint, Gunther's occasional sneezes escalated into coughing and
sneezing fits. He laid with me most of the night and I laid there
timing his noises. A cough every few seconds, a sneeze every 15
seconds or so. Poor guy.
Woke up to him looking worn out and breathing through his mouth.
I called the new vet and she said, "Can you bring him in now?" I
did. Thankfully his lungs were clear. He got him shots and meds.
He handled it all pretty well.
I'm wiped out from the lack of sleep and have a lovely, cuddly gray
cat draped on my bed. Guess what I want to do?
posted on 2/01/2007 11:59:00 AM
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