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July
2005 Archive
Friday,
July 30, 2004
Telephony
Flummoxes Me
I found my cell phone charger and plugged in my phone. It didn't
seem to be charging. I switched outlets. No charging.
Hmph.
Today on the train, I thought, "I better figure out why the phone
isn't charging.
Later, I was cleaning, and I found the manual.
Duh.
Double duh.
I was plugging the charger into the headset receiver.
Duh. Duh. Duh.
A bit like a man trying to have sex in a woman's ear.
posted on 7/30/2004 07:33:39 PM
Brilliant
I found a piece of paper with a quote overheard on the train platform.
I think it was the Sheridan stop on the Red Line:
" The more that I show up, the more that I'm involved."
Huh. Interesting philosophy.
posted on 7/30/2004 12:05:07 AM
Thursday,
July 29, 2004
Oh.
My. God.
I almost had a heart attack just now. I was actually cleaning.
I know, hard to believe. I was cleaning off the bookshelf that's
close to the door, the one that had become and mountain of receipts,
odds and ends, napkins (I can't throw away extra napkins, so they
congregate here). I was cleaning up the floor around it, which was
bags and discarded shipping boxes and envelopes from eBay nd Half.com
orders. All of a sudden I picked something up and it was a GIANT
cockroach.
Dead.
Giant.
Dead, giant, cockroach!
Guh! [shudder]
I should explain. Adjacent to my apartment is a closet full of plumbing.
I used to store stuff in there, until we got a new manager who said
we couldn't do that anymore. Understandable, since they had to get
to the plumbing.
Well, that closet is the home of The Giant Cockroach. Just over
an inch long and wide suckers. I had seen them in the hall every
so often when they lost their way, or were making a beer run. Only
saw them twice IN the apartment. I guess this one wandered in in
its death throes after the extermination.
I'm waiting for my pulse to return to normal. I'm not really bug
phobic, unless they have more than eight legs. But I am
startled when I pick up a dead, giant cockroach.
posted on 7/29/2004 10:53:29 PM
Messiness
I was telling Kent about how they exterminated the building yesterday.
They must have started at the top of the building, because they
knocked bright and early. In a bathrobe and sheepishly, I let
the exterminator in the spritz the magic bug killing juice in
the bathroom and kitchen. The apartment is still being rules by
the laws of entropy, so this poor guy had to walk a narrow path
to the kitchen past piles of clean and dirty laundry, books, papers
and junk. I apologized and he said, "Oh, this actually isn't that
bad." !!!
Now, I know I am a slob. I know I never get to science experiment
in the corner slob. I never get to complusive collector with 50
years of daily newspapers bad. It could be a lot worse. But I
do live alone in a small spac and a bajillion projects.
Kent said it best, and he lived with me about a year, "You're
not too many cats messy. You're too many ideas messy."
posted on 7/29/2004 09:48:55 PM
I just ate half a pineapple and now I want
to put a band-aid on my tongue.
posted on 7/29/2004 04:19:06 PM
Wednesday,
July 28, 2004
Renegade
Hooray! I was accepted to the Renegade
Craft Fair again this year. Last year, I wrote a page
about my preprations, experience and advice - it
is over here.
posted on 7/28/2004 11:45:30 PM
*sniff* *sniff* I just paid my bills online
and say goodbye to all of my money.
posted on 7/28/2004 02:46:08 PM
Bonanza!
I got two things in the mail. My gyroscope Powerball (thought
it was a good toy to strengthen my wrists) and the lot of old
playing cards I won on eBay! The latter means I can finish my
Queen of Diamonds collage on the art/Work blog.
posted on 7/28/2004 01:43:56 PM
Dirty Birdie
I just got back from my loop around the neighborhood. Usually
check mail, drop off Netflix movies, get lunch or do errands.
I walked past a house that is odd because the whole front yard
(not big, since this is Chicago) is covered in playground equipment
and sand and no grass. Wouldn't be odd if I ever saw anyone
in the yard. There was a same brown bird in the sand. At first
I thought it was hurt - but did a doubletake to see it was totally
blissed out taking a dirt bath. Mmm...dirt bath.
posted on 7/28/2004 01:09:34 PM

I Love My Sister!
Yesterday kinda sucked. Last night I talked to my sis Burgundy.
Then I felt better.
posted on 7/28/2004 12:06:33 PM
Blogorrhea
Until I leave Sunday, I'm going to try to blog many of my thoughts
so you can see how scattered they are and how much I need the
R&R of vacation in Minnesota next week - Enjoy!
posted on 7/28/2004 12:05:02 PM
Tuesday,
July 20, 2004
All
Hail, King Daley!
With all of the zealous praise about Millennium
Park, I wonder if Mayor
Daley has been having reoccuring dreams of the City of
Chicago hoisting him on its big shoulders and parade him around
the park.
At least this has taught me how to spell Millennium.
Last night I was watching Chicago
Tonight. Phil Ponce was interviewing Chicago Tribune
architecture critic Blair
Kamin about the park. Boy, they were effusive in their
adoration of the park. I wonder if they checked their seats afterwards
to make sure they didn't pee their pants.
Speaking of...
Zeets?
Ok, here's a clever product. Zeets
Magical Seats are toilet seat covers for toddlers. Fundamentally,
I don't think that folks need toilet seat covers in the first place.
I'm in the minority* of women who actually sit on the toilet seat
in public restrooms. *gasp* But I have to conceed that
the cleverness of this product is that the relationship between
the shape
of the product and the Zeet
character they created. Very nice.
*I heard once that 55% of women hover above the seat versus sitting
on it. Frightening. I don't have a link and just spent too much
time trying to find one. You find one, let me know.
posted on 7/20/2004 09:57:26 AM
Monday,
July 19, 2004
Aha,
here's a good New
York Times article and slideshow about Millennium Park
that taught me a few things - including the fact under Kapoor's
contract to design what was to be Cloud Gate he was required to
make it last 1000 years! Yowsa.
Update: More good links. Chicago
Tribune's interactive guide (in Flash) loads of stories
and clips. I'm especially a fan of their static,
but well-designed information graphic tour of the park.
posted on 7/19/2004 02:55:18 PM
Sunday,
July 18, 2004
Millennium
Park
Q: How should Chicago celebrate the turning of
the historical odometer?
A: Millennium
Park.
Four years late and $475M later, behold, the
park. Even the snarkiest is swept up in the newest park
in Urbs
In Horto. (Nearly) everyone is going gaga. Chicago
Public Radio has reported on the park's progress all
along, but Eight-Forty
Eight had a great
show about all things millennial. The panels of critics
had mostly positive points. Three out of the 5 people I saw Saturday
had already been to the opening on Friday and had rave reviews.
Meanwhile, I was all snoozy, having a nacroleptic weekend. Watching
The
Manchurian Candidate and basking in Angela
Lansbury's talent and the cooler breezes off the lake,
I wasn't budging from my bed. After much fickleness, at 9 pm, Pat
and I finally headed down to Harris
Theater for some festivities.
We saw the Ira
Glass/Chris
Ware collaboration of voice and comics on the rooftop
terrace. Pretty crowded and hipster meccca. I couldn't stop thinking
and silently laughing about Bust's
current story [What Up, Wimpster? by Rachel Elder] as I watched
all these guys walk by who were tiny variations on the same theme.
Pat and I kept crumpled up on the concrete and had a pretty good
vantage point. Good show - but I would expect nothing less from
these two talented men.
We skedaddled and were happy to unfurl our legs and get away from
the crowd. We walked around the park. After all my fickleness earlier,
I was really glad we went. The crowds were thin and the cool summer
breeze was perfect. Couldn't have asked for a nicer night! And there
was a snazzy energy with everyone checking out this new corner of
Chicago. I enjoyed what I saw - here's a dozen photos taken of the
lights and sights.
I've got such a strange, kinda of dreamy nocturnal view of it in
my brain. I look forward to seeing it in daylight and seeing how
it fits in my mental map of Chicago. I hope it really stands up
as a great new public space in Chicago that would have Daniel
Burnham smiling.
posted on 7/18/2004 01:57:54 PM
Saturday,
July 17, 2004
You
know how when you learn a new word, it then pops up seemingly everywhere?
Last night I watched Spellbound.
One kid missed the word banns.
Never heard of the word. Then I watched The
Manchurian Candidate right afterwards. In it, Frank Sinatra
says, "raise the banns!"
posted on 7/17/2004 10:04:58 AM
Thursday,
July 15, 2004
Good
Day for Octopus Hats
I had a good day yesterday despite the fact that I didn't have a
balloon octopus hat:
posted on 7/15/2004 02:27:03 PM
Wednesday,
July 14, 2004
Sounds
of Summer
Last month, I was listening to Live365's
Smokin'
Oldies station. I bypassed all the boy bands of my teenagedom
by listening to Oldies my whole childhood. I can sing to Oldies
for eight hours straight. But I get tired of all the frickin' commercials
on the end of the dial stations. So, Smokin'
Oldies has become a nice replacement when I'm working
on the computer. And it manages to surprise me every so often with
a song I'd never heard before.
In one session, I heard two fantastic old songs that were new to
me. Georgie
Fame's "Yeh Yeh" and The Caravelles "You Don't Have to
Be a Baby to Cry." They inspired a summer soundtrack. It took awhile
to get the right blend of fun, summery songs made for sitting on
the porch and drinking something brightly colored and icy cold --
Yeh Yeh - Georgie
Fame
Here I am baby - Al
Green
Agua de Beber - Astrud
Gilberto & Antonio
Jobim
On The Road To Find Out - Cat
Stevens
Mr. Blue Sky - Electric
Light Orchestra
Waterloo Sunset - Elliott
Smith
Something's Got A Hold On Me - Etta
James
My Best Friend's Girl - The
Cars
Daydream In Blue - I
Monster
The Happy Organ - Dave Baby Cortez
I'll Make You Mine - Johnnie
Ray
Plastic Man - The
Kinks
You Make Me feel Like Dancing - Leo
Sayers
Dreamsome - Shelby
Lynne
Waltz For Koop - Koop
Great Day - Paul
McCartney & Wings
Bittersweet Waltz - Leon
Redbone
Blues In The Night - Quincy
Jones
Fun - Sly
and the Family Stone
You're Pretty Good Looking - The
White Stripes
Popsickle - Starlight
Mints
Amore Per Tutti - Nino
Rota
Pale and Precious - Dukes of Stratosphere
You Don't Have To Be A Baby To Cry - The
Caravelles
September Song - The
Platters
I should be making sun tea or wearing flip flops...
posted on 7/14/2004 10:56:17 AM
Saturday,
July 10, 2004
Boy,
do I feel mentally constipated. So many odd things to blog about
have been collecting in my cranium, here's a bunch:
Odd Balls and Loose Ends
Last night I dreamt I was quizzing folks on the three
kinds of rocks: Sedimentary, Igneous and Metamorphic.
I have given thought to this triad maybe half a dozen times since
I learned it in eighth grade. Why on earth did it surface last night?
And I had a conversation with my dead grandfather too.
Via Supah,
here's a darn
neat page.
Here's my Grandma Ann Agerbeck and I. I hadn't see her in years,
and it was good to see her and hear her German accent and her laugh.
Her husband, my Grandpa Carl, died recently, and this was her first
trip up north to the cabin without him. I mentioned liking Law
& Order the night of this picture and she said, "Oh,
that was one of your grandpa's favorites too!" In my dream I did
tell my Grandpa that.

I wanted to steal this dachshund
so bad! While I was in Minnesota a couple weeks ago, I went to a
drive-in movie theater with my friend Jackie. This superpup was
a couple cars away. I wanted to put it
in my pocket and tiptoe away all cartoon like.
If you haven't been to a drive-in
in awhile, seek one out and GO! Before they are
all extinct! We brought food, set up lawn chairs and paid $7 a head
to get in for three movies. We made it through 2, 'til it was 2
am and too late and cold. What movies? Dodgeball
and The
Day After Tomorrow. Two movies that would never make
the $9 theater ticket cut, but were perfect for the drive-in.
Advice #1: Does My Butt Look Big in These?
Hey ladies, if you're worried about your tush looking gigantic,
do not tuck your shirt in when you're wearing high-waisted pants.
No good can come of it. Your behind will look like two giant hams
side by side.
Via Jim,
now is the time for all good squeezebox players to come
to the aid of their country.
In related story, here's
the kind of mile long esoteric web pages that I adore! Und auf Deutsch!

Happy Independence!
I don't normally match my food, but I did on July 3rd at my friends
Shea
and Kathleen's BBQ. I'm always tempted by these soft cake-like sugar
cookies slathered in technicolor frosting at the grocery store.
I resist buying because I know myself well enough that I would eat
them all until I got sick on 'em. I was delighted to be at a group
function where they appeared.

Here's my friend Dan
and his son Max in my Father's Day gift to them. On that day, Max
was too small for it, but in two weeks it fit. He's growing, baby.
The shirts say "Little Guy" and "Big Guy." Not my original idea
- we saw a father and son in them my last visit. My spin on the
design made with a font of my block letters made with Fontifier.
The BBQ was great! My favorite was Shea's "Porkstrami." Delish.

Here's Shea and Kathleen's Molly showing us her underbelly, with
a tad of Jenny in the pic.

Shea and his dogs. I love this pic, it captures that moment so well.
Molly is a beagle mix, Jenny is a basset hound mix - they both have
the same coloring, Molly's just two-thirds the size of Jenny.

I stand by my claim that breakfast is the most
photogenic meal of the day.
Advice #2: What? I Can't Hear You
Don't stick anything in your ear. I hurt my ear. It was scary. My
theory is that I hurt it by sleeping hard with my wrist brace up
against my ear. I tend to sleep both on my hands and with my hands
curled up like fern fronds. Therefore, I wear wrist braces to keep
my wrists straight and give them a night's rest. The braces have
a metal insert. I think I slept pushing on my ear with my wrist
brace.
The next day, every so often I would stick my pinky in my ear. Not
until my pinky was in my ear that I realized that my ear hurt.
But I'd forget about it and do it again later.
That night I was laying in bed when I realized how much my ear hurt.
A dull, kinda bruised feeling. Not horrible, but disconcerting so
close to my brain. I laid there thinking, "What's going on? Do I
have an ear infection? What do you do for an ear infection? Do I
have to go to the doctor?..."
I'm not wierded out by doctors, I just have to go so rarely and
have so few problems, that it's all very foreign to me. Then I thought
about it and figured it was just sore, not an infection and developed
my Wrist Brace Hypothesis. Tried to stop thinking about it to go
to sleep.
A couple days of actively not sleeping on that ear and not sticking
my finger in my ear, it's feeling almost 100% normal. Dr. Brandy
is diagnosing this as an ear bruise.
I was doing laundry earlier and a woman was in the laundry room
folding her laundry. She was so fastidious that it took her two
minutes to fold each garment.
My four loads of laundry are all on my bed. And I'm tired enough
and short enough to think that I'm going to go to bed with Mt. Laundry
at my feet.
I just got this
book today and I am intrigued.
Well, that's a bunch of the thoughts. I gotta toddle off to bed.
I actually go to work tomorrow. I'm working all the time,
but rarely onsite. Dealing with commuter traffic is always perspective
making. A good reminder of the rat race. Last week, I took the CTA
to Metra
to a Pace
shuttle to a client's site. *whew* Fairly pleasant
for an isolated experience, though I was antsy to get home. On the
Metra there was a group of five people sitting together that obviously
rode together all the time. They created a moving coffee klatsch.
My favorite was the man who laughed at every joke he told and was
really the only one telling jokes. His jokes weren't bad, and I
don't think any of his cohorts minded. Maybe it was just too early.
At least he laughed at all of them. Know your audience.
G'night!
posted on 7/10/2004 09:12:25 PM
Tuesday,
July 06, 2004
Grant
won't stop staring at me!
posted on 7/6/2004 10:34:03 AM
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